I Didn't Do It

What parent hasn't heard that phrase?

You hear the crash, go into the room with the broken pottery, and the
child standing there says, "I didn't do it."

Rather like this statement from White House spokesman Tony Snow:

On the first day of the 34th annual Conservative Political Action
Conference (CPAC), White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, a former Fox
News Channel anchor, made a speech in which he argued that terrorists
were to blame for the Global War on Terror, not the United States.

Speaking at the Omni Shoreham Hotel's Regency Ballroom in Washington
DC, the presidential advisor said, "We didn't create the war in Iraq.
We didn't create the war on terror."

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Snow_We_didnt_create_war_in_0301.html